Good Afternoon My people,
Its
been a while and you know its been a very busy semester but We thank
God we are all Alive, back and better. Classes start by 8am and school
still closes by 4pm, remember to pay your dues at the gate and always
check back for updates.
Recently the school concluded
her matriculation ceremony which was a total success. As usual the
freshers gathered for a small get together and it happened somewhere
around school. For those of Us that were opportune to be at the secret
venue it was FUN all evening, freshers dancing like they've just been
freed from bondage. Lol,
The school authorities notified
us that they have restricted the porters from issuing gate-pass to
students except return time is not above two hours. WTF! Actually this
new rule is ineffective to the boys but hostile to the girls. Our girls
are mobilising to stage a protest against this new order. But what
resulted to the Authorities enforcing such brutal rule?
See
what happened....Famous IRD's Most Beautiful Girl or should I say Our
current Miss IRD to be specific was said to be the cause of all this
problem. We learnt she submitted a gate pass and her destination was for
the Market, only for her to sleep outside school for more than two
days! She would have just 'coded' herself in a better way, well the
porters were worried, the security guards were sanctioned about her
whereabouts and her gate-pass was brought before the Dean of Students
Affairs then her parents were called. She returned two days later and
investigations to her whereabouts is still going on. But her actions
lead to the formation of the new rule.
We are glad to
inform you that our Mr. President has found Love again. We at the
Olofofo have been secretly observing Mr. President and since he has been
making critical movements around school we decided to investigate his
steps. A Source told Us that Mr. President's Ex is currently on her
Industrial Training and since this is his last semester in Wellspring
she's thinking that's why he decided to switch his First Lady since he
has nothing to lose. Well that is just somebody's thought. Well
Congratulations Mr. President we hope she gives you the best of advice
in tackling tactical situations in this our small Economy. Oh least I
forget she's a beautiful 100L student, so we can all say Mr. President
has been lifted from grass to grace.
On the other end
Our 300L science and Mass Communication students are currently on their
Industrial Training and our IJMB students are preparing to go for a
3weeks long holiday. The 400L students are preparing for the beginning
of the End while Famous bookworm Emeka Victor a.k.a spermy is single and
ready to Mingle again. Lol
Famous Elvis formerly known
as Caposki has been honored the Best Football Fan of this week From the
Boys Hostels. He vitually made sure we watch every single match of the
world cup till 11pm. Making sure the connections are stable in all LCDs
and shouting 'GOAL!' the loudest after a goal. We Love You Elvis and we
hope this legacy continues even to other sets behind. Emmm Elvis is
Single at the moment, at least we have not seen him in the night with
any Girl in wellspring Ever, such a handsome and responsible dude
without a girl, irony of Life.
We noticed the CSO has
been more friendly this sememster, well maybe to some of Us that he was
bent on. On behalf of the student we want to say a very Big Thank You
for easing yourself some stress. We Love You. And incase you want to try
something funny with Us remember Biggie can play very well.
The
Dean has warned against the use of Dark Sun Shades in the school. Lol I
don't know why but he has been seizing students glasses and caps,
Paulikpe is a major testimony. So don't disobey the rules, do not wear
dark shades and snapbacks within Lecture hours or the Dean would find
you and hunt you down. Be obedient!
Before I go, as another gist no dey again, my hand dey pain me sef.
Big Shoutout to DJ Neptune a.k.a Suarez, DJ SnickG, and DJ Aye! Wellspring's finest DJs. #repWelsu
Loud Shoutout to Paul Ikpe a.k.a PIB Love Media, Emma Griffin a.k.a EG Coup, J Cuba a.k.a September Images, Junny, Team Amazing and UGK Shinery a.k.a TC305tweets...more blessings to our Hustlers!
A kiss to the members of the Aso Rock Villa, Ekanye West, Paulikpe, DJ SnickG and DJ Aye, Tega Kelvin, ThankGod Okoro Frank, Spermy. Bolo would be leaving the Aso Rock soon and we are gona miss him in school but as the central bank of Wellspring he has promised a triumphant return. Hurray! We Love You Guys at the Villa.
Big Shoutout to DJ Neptune a.k.a Suarez, DJ SnickG, and DJ Aye! Wellspring's finest DJs. #repWelsu
Loud Shoutout to Paul Ikpe a.k.a PIB Love Media, Emma Griffin a.k.a EG Coup, J Cuba a.k.a September Images, Junny, Team Amazing and UGK Shinery a.k.a TC305tweets...more blessings to our Hustlers!
A kiss to the members of the Aso Rock Villa, Ekanye West, Paulikpe, DJ SnickG and DJ Aye, Tega Kelvin, ThankGod Okoro Frank, Spermy. Bolo would be leaving the Aso Rock soon and we are gona miss him in school but as the central bank of Wellspring he has promised a triumphant return. Hurray! We Love You Guys at the Villa.
Welll GoodBye and...Wait! before I leave...
Everybody
standup for Warri, this guy is talented. He wakes the boys hostel with a
brand new freestyle every morning and ends it with another freestyle!
Links to download his latest hit singles Boogie Down ft Marotinz and Bad
Girl coming soon. Stay tuned!
GoodBye Guys, I Love You and See Ya'all Tomorrow or Next Tomorrow or Any Day. Lol *muah
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