THE SLAP BACK!...the untold story of Mr IJMB

Humm don't even know where to start from, this matter plenty o.

Okay last week we all know what happened in school, infact at the Library in front of All of Us, 'The Slap Back'. Thursday last week a Blogger here at olofofo pleaded with me not to publish this story because he has alignments with Mr IJMB and Mr IJMB has explained to him that publications to this event would envelop problems between him and his girlfriend.

I was kinda shocked, I asked him

"the film show that occurred outside the main school Library that evening, did it occur while students watched, I mean in public or in private? How can students be slapping themselves outside and people won't talk? Where does that happen?"

He was speechless for a while cos he knew once its happens in front of All of Us, then its welcomed at Olofofo and that's one of the reasons why we are here, to analyze problems and look for solutions to those problems.

Now am here again to briefly pass the truth that we already know so that u wont hear that Emeka does not have a crush on Gloria when truthfully Emeka has a crush on Gloria.

On Sunday the 22nd of June, during the Brazil VS Cameroon last group stage match that ended 4 ~ 1 in favour of Brazil exactly 20:00 ~ 21:00, Central African Time.
200L Miss Accounting furiously stormed out of her hostel towards the library while in deep conversation sat Mr IJMB and Miss IRD. Next we heard was...

*Buah! *Buah!!

Verified sounds of slap on Miss IRD bony cheeks!

"Why should You slap me? What did I do?!" Miss IRD replied.

And then almost immediately we heard Miss Accounting Voice followed...

"Tell her to leave here! Mr IJMB I said tell her to leave here!!"

As if that was not dramatic enough to grace our front page, the next action stole the show...

*Buah!!!!

Very Authentic and real, the slap back laid rest smoothly on the soft cheeks of our very own Miss Accounting. Shouting on top of his voice and demanding an explanation for the first slap on Miss IRD Mr IJMB ranged with fury shaking his muscular arm like an Alpha **** ready to mate.

After 10 dramatic minute Miss IRD excused them and Mr IJMB comforted and safely lead Miss Accounting to her lodge. Imagine and someone said I should keep my mouth shut! Mtceeeeew. And if you feel I didnt complete this story add yours on the white comment box below, i'd reply. *wink

If You missed the election on Friday, then say Congratulations to Governor Waya (SAN ~ Presiding Governor, International Relations & Diplomacy) on his Victory during the Election whenever you see him. His Excellency, Governor Waya's opponent Chioma was thought to win that election. I mean her posters were everywhere in school and she was backed by the former Governor of IRD, Her Excellency, Governor Gift. Well his Excellency Waya is our new Governor and I hope he builds more classroom blocks and construct walkways *lol

Good! Before I forget I heard there's a new movie trend in Our Office Box, 'The 100' I don't know what's special about this movie because I have not seen this movie only through glances on Elvis and Ekanye West laptop but i'd recommend you watch 'the people of tomorrow', '24 ~ Season 9' or the 'sleeping hollows'. Especially 24.
Top 5 Trending Series on our Wellspring box are...
•The Originals
•24
•Vampire Dairies
•The 100
•Sleeping Hollows

Eheen to Our Beautiful Girls of Wellspring Town I want to personally give a very friendly advice to those of us that don't regularly visit the gym. Come outside and exercise your muscles, don't lock yourself indoors month in month out, come out and burn those calories. Not my business I know but like I said its just a very friendly advice.

For example, about two years back, some of our 400L Ladies graduating now were looking all curvy and flashy but as time flew body grew also and now they still sexy but....'the word is complicated'. But truthfully we have the best set of girls so far in the history of this school, the present 2013/14 graduating Ladies, ask around.

And to our younger babes coming up, cos we already seeing bright futures coming from behind *lol, we hope you workout and still keep fit infact make it a habit. Trust me when I see a girl I like, I always tell them these words,

"Keep fit, workout, look sexy and still be brilliant."

...play volkyball, jug around, use the skip rope, just keep fit. *Love You

Wait o, who has better services? Old Cafeteria or the New Cafeteria? 
Yesterday I ran a questioner on 15 wellspring students, 11 rated the old cafeteria as best among the rest. Personally I think Mama at the old cafeteria has better experienced staffs and better services than the other. What do you think?
Please a message to those of us that eat fufu and still wona kiss their girlfriends...
...always remember to drink and wash your hands with jik after eating. *lol

Some of our IJMB students are already returning back to school and bringing nothing with them *lol if you know you aint coming back with candies and other junks just please peacefully remain were you are.
I heard the list of our graduated folks serving this country is out already. Well I have not personally seen the list but I promise to get a copy and forward it to my editors here at olofofo for next publication.
Results for last semester examinations are out, incase uv not obtained the statement of your result, Go Grab Your Own Copy Now! We pray everybody gets all 'A's

Okay seriously am tired but I must say this one! I heard something again o, *lol don't blame me, I just have hyperactive ears. I heard Wizkid just brokeup recently with his hubby. I was shocked when I heard they finally resolved to separate for Good, I mean Wizkid is a very good friend of mine and I tried asking him the course of their breakup he wouldn't tell me. Am just glad he's moving on and things are falling back to place, but if I hear any other gist concerning their matter I promise to let you guys know.

Hurray!! On Monday is Deola's birthday, and you know what he promised us earlier *lol, okay seriously he would be moving his birthday celebration to Friday cos shipment of supplies for the big day would arrive on Wednesday. Don't forget, its gona be a big one!
My Beautiful Juliet or should I say, our Beautiful Juliet would be a year older on the 27th of this special month. Personally am so excited we gona celebrated this year's birthday as friends. Details of her day would be published soon. Save that Day! We Love You Juliet *muah

I don tire....but before I charge my laptop, big shoutout to Faith Obot, my very good friend. Shoutout to Beautiful Juliet, Miriam, Mercy Ukachukwu, Priscilla, Shile, Eniola, Feyi and all My beautiful sisters of Wellspring Town.

Pastor Chris urges us all to be in chapel by 9am for our sunday sunday medicine, please be early and come with a soul.

I Love You Guys even if some people be hating on Me *lol, u fit hate state?
Hehe, remain Blessed and we'd see later...*bye